Arthur C. Clarke 1999 Ego-Gram
On New Year's Day the British High Commissioner gave me the
splendid news that Her Majesty was awarding me a Knighthood for
"Services to Literature". I regarded this as a compliment to
the entire genre of science fiction as much as to myself. The
Eng. Lit. mandarins could put this piece of news in their pipes
and smoke it....
I was looking forward to meeting Prince Charles at the
official investiture when he came to Sri Lanka for the Independ-
ence Day celebrations on February 4th, and wondered if he would
recall our previous encounter in 1985, when he and Princess Diana
attended the Premiere of 2010: Odyssey Two. However, just four
days before the planned ceremony a London tabloid printed such
disgusting allegations about me that I requested a postponement
to avoid possible embarrassment.
Thanks to excellent work by the Sri Lankan police, who
had more urgent calls upon their time, the whole edifice of lies
was quickly demolished. I would also like to express my grati-
tude to my Colombo, London and Washington lawyers, as well as to
Rupert Murdoch for a much appreciated message of support.
The one heart-warming aspect of the whole miserable
affair was the sympathy and good wishes I received from family,
friends, and many complete strangers. And I was still able to
have a pleasant meeting with Prince Charles: when he asked "Are
you still writing?" I had to confess that I had just sent half a
million words to my long-suffering agent. This (I'm so glad you
asked) was the raw material for "Greetings, Carbon-based
Bipeds!", a selection from my non-fiction over the last 65 years,
plus an extensive collection of photographs recording my progress
from first to second childhood. My old friend Ian Macauley (who
astonished me by popping out of the woodwork in Buckingham Palace
immediately after I'd received my CBE from the Queen) is now
wrestling with this mass of material, scheduled for publication
in August. Also due in 1999 is "Trigger", written by Michael
Kube-McDowell from my outline.
I was involved in several satellite link-ups during the
year: to the American Film Institute for the 30th anniversary of
2001; to NASA in connection with Galileo's survey of Europa; and
to my old employer the Institution of Electrical Engineers for an
evening of nostalgic reminiscences. To deal with the backlog of
graduates, the University of Moratuwa had Convocations in May and
Decdember, so the Chancellor had to give two performances....
More than half my time is now spent dealing with mail
and visitors, and at least twice a week I have to send out a
printed reply - the "Kindly drop dead" letter or the more polite
"You may resume breathing" version - saying that I cannot con-
tribute introductions or plugs for books. Especially fiction,
which, alas, I now find almost unreadable. (I did manage to
get through one novel last year, but can't remember what it was.)
The only exceptions to this rule in 1998 were for "Justice with-
out Frontiers" and "Dancing Naked in the Mind-field". I was
flattered by the request from Judge Christopher Weeramantry,
Vice-President of the World Court; and I couldn't turn down a
"struggling young writer" (his description) who had won both the
Nobel Prize and the Japan Prize for revolutionising medicine,
genetics and criminology by his invention of the polymerase
chain reaction (PCR). Kary Mullis tells me that my blurb for his
very entertaining book "didn't hurt sales too badly."
The year ended with an unique tribute from my adopted
country, when a stamp was issued showing my portrait superimposed
on the geostationary satellite configuration. I certainly never
imagined that this would happen, when I sorted the mail in Bish-
ops Lydeard Post Office 65 years ago.
Though I am no longer able to walk without assistance, I
still play table tennis daily, leaning against the table. Apart
from occasional coughs and colds my health has been quite good: I
wish I could say the same about my memory...
I have a couple of books and about ten TV and movie
projects lined up, so boredom is the least of my worries. (One
recent disappointment: although Steven Speilberg optioned "The
Hammer of God", it received no credit in his "Deep Impact". I
wept bitterly all the way to the bank.)
Perhaps surprisingly, I don't spend much time thinking
about the future, though I have every intention of seeing a good
deal more of it. I very seldom leave the comfort and convenience
of the large house I share with my adopted family - Hector and
Valerie Ekanayake and their three lovely daughters Cherene,
Tamara and Melinda, who are growing up with terrifying speed. We
will miss Cherene badly when she goes to college in Sydney, but
at least we will be able to see and talk to each other through
the video links on our computers.
Day and night (except when Melly steals her) I am seldom
more than a few feet away from my beloved Chihuahua, Pepsi -- the
most intelligent, endearing and demanding dog I've ever known,
as well as the nearest approach to an ET you'll meet this side of
Alpha Centauri. Though I never dreamed I would defect from German
Shepherds and Rhodesian Ridgebacks (I still mourn my gentle,
beautiful Rikki) Pepsi is the right size for me to handle now.
Finally, if I could be granted three wishes for the
coming year they would be:
1. Peace in Sri Lanka - and the whole world, if that's
not asking too much.
2. The first commercial prototypes of the clean, virtual-
ly infinite energy devices which will end the fossil fuel age.
3. Proof of life elsewhere -- preferably intelligent,
though I'd settle for anything that can put a couple of cells
together.
There are indications that the first may be in sight -
and I've been expecting No 2 "real soon now" for the past five
years. As for the third -- well, your guess is as good as mine!
Arthur Clarke 1 Jan 99
Received from Colombo, Sri Lanka via the ether:

1998 opened and closed well, but contained the most
unpleasant episode of my life, which now seems like a bad dream.


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