HAZARDOUS MEDIA......WINTER, 1997 ................ firstname.lastname@example.org
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE LIFE AND MIND OF THIS CYBERDELIC JANITOR? LET'S FIND OUT.......
Webstar launched out of his mom's womb into this glorious world at 2:30 in the afternoon. His dad later told him 2:30 is the same time the china man goes to the dentist. Webstar wasn't born in a hospital. No way. The deal went down right in the Babbs family farmhouse. There was no midwife. His dad was the doctor and his brother and sisters were the nurses. The weather? Not only was the rain pouring down on this afternoon in Oregon, the floodgates were wide open when little Webstar (aka O.B. Babbs) came into the world. Nevertheless, right then and there, he had a vision. Hell he probably had several (his parents did a lot of LSD in the 60's). His vision had something to do with communicating with the entire world at the same time. Wow! Little did Webstar know, the Internet would come along and give him and his co-conspirators the perfect medium to tweak the entire world! Yes! Yes!
On the way to where he is now, Webstar had to......you know, grow up a little. (6'-4") And, Like the crazed fool that he was, Webstar stayed in his home state and swam through endless rainstorms until he graduated in Journalism from the University of Oregon in Eugene. Then, as if a thunderbolt suddenly jarred loose his brain-...........Webstar moved to Los Angeles! He felt the addiction of entertainment. You see, he had to go right to the source of this crazy business and find a niche for himself. And boy oh boy, did he find it!
Hazardous Media was born in 1996! So here comes Webstar, along with the rest of the Hazardous team pumping up the megabytes of information for the entire world to feast their eyes upon! Webstar, at this moment, is somewhere on a computer terminal churning out megabytes of information like butter so they can be spread all over the universe!
When Webstar moved to L.A., his brother, Simon (aka- cyberjanitor, S.X.) sold him a beautiful blue 1963 Dodge Dart GT convertible. This is the instrument and means by which Webstar and Co. get from point A to point B. One fantastic method of transportation between two letters in the alphabet, indeed!
Daily, with the Dodge-D convert packed, Webstar drives off into the sunset with all kinds of folks! You know, folks. Like you and me. Good 'ol folks, from all corners of the globe, cruisin' along..... Soon, Hazardous Media will be introducing new cyber janitors. Like a contagious disease, everyone's jumping aboard, ready to leave on this crazy cyberdelic trip! Charging into the night, our janitors head off into the wild Western dusk.....Only to return with more wild tales of experience and splendor!
So, saddle up and get ready for a ride, because there's no telling where Hazardous Media will go.......or the damage it'll cause in the big wide world of multi-media entertainment! So, brothers and sisters in arms.....UNITE!!!
Of course, we are constantly working on other entertainment mediums and jobs that can later be shared on Hazardous Media.......Comments? E-mail me!
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